Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Paul Blake got an arrow splitting bullâ€™s-eye [â€œSheriff Leon Lott Should Stop the Politicking,â€ Feb. 12, 2009). Cannabis (marijuana) is arguably safer than beer, wine or whiskey. Cannabis prohibition is nothing more than government subsidized discrimination. Itâ€™s time to treat cannabis prohibitionists like vampires. Truthfully,
Stan White, Dillon Colorado
Olympian Michael Phelps is in good company. The list of professional athletes caught using marijuana is long. Could it be that drug warriors have been lying about marijuanaâ€™s health impact? Theyâ€™ve definitely been lying about the deterrent value of marijuana prohibition.
The U.S. has higher rates of marijuana use than the Netherlands, where marijuana is legally available to adults over 18. Marijuana prohibition is built on lies, beginning with the â€œreefer madnessâ€ myths of the 1930â€™s and continuing to this day with government anti-drug propaganda masquerading as science. As an admitted former pot smoker, President Obama no doubt knows the truth about marijuana. Truthfully, marijuana is easily the least harmful recreational drug, legal or otherwise. If health outcomes determined drug laws instead of cultural norms, marijuana would be legal. The question is, will Obama bring change or will he continue to subsidize the prejudices of culture warriors?
Robert Sharpe, MPA
Common Sense for Drug Policy
Dear cancelled Bonnie Rait concert,
You really gave us something to talk about. And itâ€™s not love! We wonâ€™t forget this, Rait!
Columbia City Paper
The Swat Valley is a magical place in northern Pakistan where every child is born with the innate ability to batter down doors, rescue hostages, and safely apprehend suspected drug kingpins. Additionally, the areaâ€™s notoriously boy-crazy, clique-y teenage girls inspired the hugely popular Swat Valley High teen fiction series.
All lies. I admit it. But the truth is only slightly more fantastical.
The Swat Valley is, by all accounts, a natural paradise. It is frequently referred to as the â€œSwitzerland of Asia,â€ a description I chuckled at until I found snapshots of Swat on Flickr.
Wa-wa-wee-wa! It is beautiful. To call it the Switzerland of Asia is a high compliment â€“ to Switzerland.
Professor Virginia Scotchie, head of ceramics at USC and one of the featured artists, has exhibited her work extensively throughout the United States and abroad and has received numerous awards, including the Sydney Meyer Fund International Ceramics Premiere Award from the Shepparton Museum in Victoria, Australia. She has lectured internationally on her work and been an Artist in Residence in Taiwan, Italy, Australia and the Netherlands. Due to her international background, Scotchieâ€™s main goal is to develop a more international ceramic program at USC.
â€œDuring my career, I traveled a lot and realized the importance of leaving oneâ€™s comfort zone to learn more about other cultures and aesthetics,â€ she says.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
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Friday, February 13, 2009
A couple weeks ago, I mentioned how I keep a list of important things I
donâ€™t understand (canine foot odor, Hillary Clintonâ€™s appointment as
Secretary of State, etc.).
This week, I add to the list.
Why donâ€™t people laugh-out-loud, or at least give a sarcastic eye-roll,
when they hear about U.S. troops overseas assisting elections? Too many
U.S. states and municipalities have dysfunctional voting systems for us
to be proudly tutoring anyone else.
Three months after the November 4, 2008 election, Minnesota STILL
hasnâ€™t resolved its U.S. Senate election. Yet we have 140,000-or-so
U.S. troops in Iraq who just spent much of their January helping run
that countryâ€™s provincial elections.
The U.S. is like that sketchy guy who came up to me in Home Depot the
other day. After striking up a nervous conversation with me near in the
plumbing aisle, he pulled out a business card and invited me to a
seminar promising me financial independence.
I was polite, but during his pitch I kept thinking, â€œIf your plan for
accumulating wealth is so frigginâ€™ effective, then why are you at Home
Depot on a Tuesday afternoon sneakily handing your business card to
underemployed strangers with leaky toilets?â€ All Iâ€™m doing is saying.
With that out of the way, letâ€™s get to the good news.
Mike Krewjewski wonâ€™t be the only artist at 701 Whaley on February 14th,
but heâ€™ll be the only one using the female body as a canvas. â€œMy
imagery on the human body expresses the concept of the idea of
disposable art like grafitti on a wall. But, a flesh canvas makes it
much more fragile,â€ he told City Paper.
Feb. 14th from 7pm-11pm at 701 Whaley Street
Scratch n Spin Record Shoppe, Recordstoreday.com, and New Brookland Tavern have teamed up with Metal Blade Records (Cannibal Corpse, As I Lay Dying) to search for the next great metal band. South Carolina-based unsigned metal bands can submit a CD/demo to Scratch n Spin to be considered for â€œWest Hell MetalFest â€˜09â€ to be held at New Brookland Tavern on Monday, February 23. This music showcase will be a battle of the bands, with the top five bands chosen by Scratch n Spin competing to advance to the national round of the â€œNext Great Metal Band Competition.â€ In addition to moving on to the next round, the winner of the showcase will be featured on an upcoming compilation presented by RecordStoreDay.com and Metal Blade.
Brian Slagel, president of Metal Blade (the guy who discovered Slayer), will decide on a national winner once all regional winners have been announced. The national champ will win a prize pack from Puma, Atticus, Krank Amps, AKT Enterprises and more.
Submissions (including contact info and demo) will be taken through Feb. 17 at Scratch n Spin or can be mailed to: West Hell MetalFest 09, 513 12th St., West Columbia, SC 29169. Bands may also call 803-794-8888 or check out www.myspace.com/scratch_n_spin for more details.
If you plan to go:
Monday, Feb. 23. Doors: 7 p.m. $2 cover. Door prizes and free beer (Courtesy of Scratch n Spin) for all fans over 21, while supplies last.
Unknown Hinson Feb 21, 2009
New Brookland Tavern
The self proclaimed â€œking of country-western troubadoursâ€ is returning to Columbia on the 21st. Unknown Hinson is probably more famous for providing the voice of Early Cuyler on Adult Swimâ€™s Squidbillies than he is for being a musician, but that is by no means an indictment of his musicianship. His shows consist of a great mix of rockabilly, blues and country-western songs interspersed with pontifications about women, rock-n-roll and â€œparty liquor.â€ If youâ€™re looking to have some fun and listen to some good music, this is a canâ€™t miss.
If Unknown Hinson isnâ€™t your speed, one of New York Cityâ€™s favorite jam bands also heads into Columbia on the 21st. Self described as â€œprogressive groove,â€ U-Melt will be entertaining fans with a set of original songs as well as several covers. Their music includes elements of traditional and progressive rock, jazz, salsa, and electronic dance music. The band tours incessantly logging over 500 shows in the past three years, which has produced a very tight technical sound. The big question here is how long will they play. They are billing the show as â€œAn Evening with U-Melt,â€ and it very well could be. The band once played a seven hour overnight set at a music festival. With a showtime of 9:30 and bars being forced to close at 2am on Saturdays, you could be looking at a four and a half hour set.
Can anybody paint music? See for yourself. Tariqâ€™s solo exhibition at City Art strives toâ€”and many will say succeeds atâ€”bringing the rhythm and fluidity of jazz to the canvas.
â€œMy work dances with emotion across the canvas,â€ Tariq says. â€œI create with bold colors, strong design and composition and lively characters.â€
Tariq earned his undergraduate degree from Howard University, where he says the strong African American studies program inspired his art. Before arriving in Columbia his works were primarily set in a jazz club scene, his paintings focused on the musicians and their instruments. Recently, however, he changed his focus to the jazz audience.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Sheriff Lott is using the Michael Phelps incident for his own shameless exposure and abusing his position as Sheriff for political purposes. There are bound to be countless editorials on this subject this week but mine will be different: because when I started writing this, I was as high as a kite. As soon as I heard the news that Lott had ordered the arrest of college-aged kids in connection with the Phelps bong hit, I called a very successful pot smoking friend and said, "I need to smoke." She was very confused as I am known as a staunch non-smoker, but Lott had driven me to the edge.
I immediately grabbed a pizza from the freezer, a few beers and a large bag of Cheetos and headed her way. The bong I smoked from was more of a work of art than a pipe.
A blown glass USC Gamecock, appropriately, sat perched on the edge of the bowl area, which is where I packed the marijuana. I took a deep hit, and for a moment I was almost grateful that the stresses of the Michael Phelps case drove me to it. I don't remember much after that “exploding memories in a minefield of tension sporadically relieved by pleasure. " Wow look at that carpet. I never really noticed it like this before; it's like a jungle, a complete ecosystem! I should take a trip to the Amazon this summer. That's how mankind is supposed to live, man. Forget your laws and rules and, Woah! Don't change this channel! Harry and the Hendersons! Wow, man! I haven't seen this movie since I was a kid!
On Feb 3, The State, reported that Lott would "charge Michael Phelps with a crime if he determines the Olympics hero smoked marijuana." On Feb 9, WIS TV reported that eight were arrested directly related to the Phelps incident.
It is a nightmare scenario for all involved. But, last night was a dream within a dream. At one point, I dreamt I was a typical Jewish liberal girl from New York who was dreaming about sharing two bedroom flat with Barack Obama , yet I was upset by how much he hogged the bathroom. I was torn because I didn't want to seem critical so early in his administration, but I really need to take a wiz. It's funny, though, you don't need to be a liberal or conservative to know when someone's hogging the bathroom. And, that's just what Sheriff Lott is doing.
For all the hype our sheriff is giving marijuana, all in all, its effects were somewhat disappointing; all I wanted was to sleep and the pizza never made it out of the freezer. This morning I was up at 6:30 a.m. with no hangover and have actually been extremely productive (unlike nights when I crack the seal on a bottle of hooch).
Yes, people will say that our grand ole' sheriff is simply enforcing the law as it is written. But a sheriff in his daily duties does not simply instruct every employee to enforce every law on the books, a sheriff chooses how his resources (deputys, cars, equipment) are utilized to maximize the safety and well being of the citizens of Richland County. This is because no cop shop in the nation has or will ever have the resources to enforce every law on the books every minute of every day (each citizen would need a personal law enforcement official to accomplish that). That's just a fact.
So in this instance, instead of utilizing his resources to stop violent crime like rape, armed robbery and murder, the sheriff has diverted resources to get his name mentioned in state and national media outlets (do I see a gubanatorial run in the future?). If you are so hung up about the sheriff and his mercyless drive to enforce the law consider this. Under Title 63, Chapter 19 Section 2430 of the South Carolina legal code it is "It is unlawful for a minor under the age of eighteen to play a pinball machine." I guarantee that this law is being broken at least 5 times across Richland County as you read this (it would be more but pinball machines are a bit hard to find now-a-days) and not one person is being brought to justice for the commission of this criminal offense! If you are part of the "it's the law, the law must be enforced" camp, this constitutes a derelection of duty by the sheriff. I would think that during his tenure as sheriff no individual has been arrested for breaking this law. Shouldn't an inquiry be started to examine his ability to handle his duties as sheriff if he can't enforce such a simple law? Silly you say? Any more silly than wasting tens of thousands of dollars arresting multiple people for inhaling smoke at a private party which has the effect of making people less likely to committ violent crime (unlike booze)?
The point isn't how incredibly stoned I was or how dank the buds that I burned into my lungs.
At the end of the day, when the collective media exhales, this will likely be viewed as a ridiculous personal story that should have never been given much attention in the first place. Lott will look like the power hungry, attention seeking and irresponsible politician that he is. If it wasn't for his selfish mentality, we wouldn't have over crowed prisons with non-violent offenders and we could focus on things like educating our children. Lott is more of the problem than the eight men arrested. Assuming most of them are pursuing a higher education, his interruption of their education for a weak attempt at personal gain is appalling.
It's enough to lead a man to the pipe.
Send your personal "tobacco pipe" pics or photo shop a celebrity smoking reefer and send to attention Sheriff Leon Lott at email@example.com
Friday, February 6, 2009
The list of important things
I donâ€™t understand is long, and growing.
Why, for example, do my dog
Mathildeâ€™s feet always smell like Fritos? My other dog Sarahâ€™s feet
never smell like anything. They live in the same house and go on the
same walks. Their feet should smell the same.