All deference to Mario Cuomo and all the other Democratic
wags who thought, or still think, an Obama/Clinton ticket is a Ã¢ï¿½ï¿½Dream TeamÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½
but, what the hell is wrong with you people?
You canÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½t seriously think itÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½s a good idea.
Here we are, on the verge of getting our country back, of
digging out from the rubble of what will be eight years of the most
incompetent, corrupt and evil administration in American history,
and, once again, the Democrats are trying to find a way to screw it up.
You folks already blew taking back Congress with the swell
work youÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½ve been doing there, how about giving the people half a chance at the
I donÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½t know whose dream you think this is, but it sure
An Obama/Clinton ticket would be a dream for all the
remaining members of the K.R.R.S. (Karl Rove Rat Squad) because the works
already been done. Hillary has given the Republicans the playbook to run
against Obama in the general, and nobody stirs up the right wing loonies like a
Clinton and they get a black guy thrown in for good measure. (If the
Republicans were led by Moses, the Democrats would be manna.)
However, common sense and doing whatÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½s best for the nation
and its people has never gotten in the way of politics, so this contingency is
being worked up, even as the primary season FINALLY runs down.
Still, this is Hillary Clinton weÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½re talking about, and
sheÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½s already mad about having to even consider the Number Two spot, so she sent a list
of demands terms of surrender as it were to the Obama people:
1) Mrs. Clinton gets to sit in the big chair three days a week
times of day are negotiable, as is use of whats ever on the desk at the time.
(Presidential bathroom privileges are included.)
2) Mrs. Clinton gets all the White House stationary she wants.
(Forget trying to pawn off the unused Number One Observatory Circle stuff.)
Clinton will run the point on the White House basketball team. Mr. Obama is
welcome to play shooting guard.
4) Mrs. Clinton expects people to mumble the Vice part when
saying Madam Vice President so it sounds like Madame (cough) President.
5) Mrs. Clinton would like the definitive definition of what is
6) Mrs. Clinton requires this standing order with everyone in the
secretarial pool: When Mr. Clinton calls, sheÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½s always busy.
7) Mr. Clinton gets a membership to the Congressional Country
Club, and will be escorted there by Secret Service five days a weekÃ‚Â¦whether he
wants to go or not.
8) No female interns anywhere in the Executive Branch.
fact, lets find Bill a condo near the Congressional.
10) No matter what youÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½ve heard, Mrs. Clinton
will not be expected to answer the phone at 3 a.m.